Lessons in Logic

• I was born intelligent -Education ruined me
• Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......So why practice?
• If it's true that we are here to help others,Then what exactly are the others here for
• Since light travels faster than sound,People appear bright until you hear them speak
• How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
• Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa
• If your father is a poor man,It is your fate but,If your father-in-law is a poor man,It's your stupidity
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman
• Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing inLife
• The wise never marry.And when they marry they become otherwise
• Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives
• Never put off the work till tomorrowWhat you can put off today.
• "Your future depends on your dreams"So go to sleep
• There should be a better way to start a dayThan waking up every morning
• "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk
• "Work fascinates me"I can look at it for hours
• God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends
• The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you knowSo.. Why learn
• A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station....What more can I say........